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11 February 2010

Definisi Kerja Di Offshore


Fact about Working in the oil field industry:

1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps
almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Like
prostitutes.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with
people in the same profession as you ... Like prostitutes.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be
perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back
from hell ... Like prostitutes.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible
things from you ... Like prostitutes.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to
explain it ... Like prostitutes.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT" ... Like prostitutes.

The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and
New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

If you know someone in the oil industry please share this email
with them so they don't feel bad anymore ... Like prostitutes!!!

4 kompelen:

Azrul Hisham said...

hehe...boleh bagi kawan aku yang keje kat offhore ni.. :D

magsob said...

ahahah..betol tuh

bakal graduate said...

tkt keje kat oil plant ni..mesti susah bangat

magsob said...

keje mane2 pon same jer susah senang dia..janji pembawakan kite...kite keje happy...semua jadi senang..dan sebaliknye...hehehe

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